I'm Glad I'm A Man

I'm glad I'm a man I'm glad I am

Cause I eat real food, like pork and ham

Unlike the chicks who eat salad for dinner

One bite and they decide they need to get thinner

They're always on a diet then they get mad

If you don't take them out for dinner, you're bad

They're addicted to chocolate, and ice cream

But if you give them they tend to scream

Then they decide you want them to get fat

When you say "you're fine" they chase you with a bat

Cause now you crossed the line by talking about weight

And all your friend laugh and say "your dead mate"

I'm glad I'm a man I'm glad I am

I'm not afraid to say "Fuck!" or "Damn"

I say what's on my mind, I'm not sarcastic

And I don't expect people to be a psychic

If I hate something I come right out and say so

I don't mean "oh yes please" if i say "no"

I'm afraid of commitment, not ready to have some

But I don't go poking holes in a bloody condom

Not dying to have a baby, and an impossible wedding

Not ready for the responsibility to be given

Neither are you babe, but you're always dreaming

And then you turn me out as the horrible daemon

So I'm a man, strong, proud, and True

Not a sneaky little thing like you!