Superman
Vs Batman
Politics
is fake, education is a waste of time, and the environment is one big circular
problem that never ends.
However, the only thing that matters, and should consume all the
generation of brainpower on every human being, is that superman can kick
batman’s, bat-mobile back to Gotham City!
Just
like it was a known fact that Germany was the cause of World War 2, everyone
knows that Superman is better than Batman for the following 2 reasons. The first
one is that Superman is the ‘real deal.’ Batman needs all his multibillion
gadgets to stand out from all the other human beings. For example if the task
was to bore through a wall to save a damsel in distress, Batman would have to
take an hour to figure out which gadget would be more suitable, and another hour
to find out that he could only do it by breaking through the ‘Front Door.’
Superman on the other hand can stare at the wall and it will melt instantly, due
to his laser vision. The other point is that Superman is independent when it
comes to being a babe magnet. See, Batman needs Robin, the Bat mobile, and 500
other devices, and still, he would not have a huge fan club, while Superman
needs to stand straight after flying, for girls to faint from adoration.